Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Unacceptable Behavior by Loved Ones Part 1

Smoking in the House.

This is unacceptable on so many levels, I don't know that I can even explain how unacceptable it is.

Top 10 Reasons You Should NOT Smoke In The House

10. The whole house stinks even if you smoke with your head sticking out the window

9. You may cause me to throw precious things out of that very same window, like your vintage ash tray from the 50's

8. You will make all my expensive clothes smell bad, which really ends up worse for you in the long run, because you'll be the one to replace all of them

7. Leaving your cigarette butts on the porch for me to eventually clean up is also disgusting

6. Smoking causes lots of undesirable things, like for instance... Death

5. Apparently you want me to die too because second hand smoke kills, don't you watch the news?

4. It sets a poor example for your children

3. Smoking is bad for you appearance and my attraction level to you. Examples of this include: Yellow Teeth, Wrinkles, Yellow finger nails and hands that smell like tobacco, and YOU taste like an ash tray

2. Washing your kitchen walls after years of you smoking in the house is so incredibly gross and not an experience I'd like to repeat

and the number one reason you should NOT smoke in the house...

1. You'll make your fiancee scream (that may be an understatement) at you! And that alone should be reason enough!

1 comment:

  1. HAHHAHAHAHAH. This made me laugh, I understand your pain, but it's still funny from where I'm sitting.